breaking pots to collect rupiss on me

fucking

piss on me

person: you realize shipping incest is wrong
me: laughs flies through the sun cackling to the outer reaches of space while whispering 'fuck you'

i only keep the best things

by deleting all the best thingsMAKES SENNNNNNNNNNSSEEEEE

buttpatrol:

i write gay fanfics not tragedies 

it’s actually legit pointless to follow david because he deletes everything he posts and reblogs

thatssomaeven:

one time in 5th grade it was some asian kid’s birthday and when we sang happy birthday to him, half of the class sang “ching chang wong” instead of cha cha cha and we all had to write apology notes